Friday, January 23, 2009

LIFE


PREGNANT WITH DESIRE

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BY LAURA SHANLEY
ACCORDING TO ANN DOUGLAS AND JOHN R. SUSSMAN, M.D., AUTHORS OF THE BOOK THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO HAVING A BABY, A SINGLE ORGASM IS THOUGHT TO BE 22 TIMES AS RELAXING AS THE AVERAGE TRANQUILIZER. WHEN YOU ADD TO THIS THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE VAGINA WIDENS 2" DURING SEXUAL AROUSAL, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO FANTASIZE, MASTURBATE OR MAKE LOVE IN LABOR. THE FOLLOWING WOMEN DID JUST THAT.

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SAVANA
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"Start with a bath to honor the African Goddess Oshun that will make you oh-so-desirable to the object of your affection. Add 1/2 cup honey to running bath water and just a dash of cinnamon. Soak for about 15 minutes and you’ll soften your skin to boot! You may prepare this bath yourself, but it’s best to when you let your partner fill the tub for you..." -Morbid outlook by Which Hazel

This drink contains vanilla and chocolate liquors, both of which have strong aphrodisiac powers:
1 shot Carolans
Irish Creme Quick pour 47
vanilla liquor Quick pour
Godiva Chocolate liquor Splash
chocolate syrup
Mix all ingredients over ice in a rock glass, stir well and enjoy!
For a non-alcoholic drink that is just as sensual, blend a couple of glasses of Vanilla-Clove Soda

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