Thursday, January 29, 2009

:FAIRY TALES:













:Once Upon a Time...


Someday my Prince will Cum

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Spring 2007 Journal of Mythic Arts.

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SEX TV THE HISTORY OF FAIRY TALES 

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THE CASTLE & THE VOYER 
 2 film shorts



This a low quality draft of erotic animation and a stag film,
set to the music of Human Wine, Bluetch, Boards of Canada,
and The Broadway Project. Some audio and sound effects 
have been  added. the audio syncing is a little off. 

Enjoy.
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HUSTLER MAGAZINE
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THE EROTIC 

Directed by David Kaplan
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GOLDILOCKS
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Director David Kaplan

A modern Fairy Tale based an old Chinese version of Cinderella. This is the oldest known version of the Cinderella story. - filmed in Rotoscope.
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GLBT

Independent U.S. film from 1995. "A young girl, the daughter of a lesbian couple, lies peacefully abed listening to one of her mothers reading her a bedtime story. The off-beat tale she hears is set in medieval times and chronicles the exploits of poor Lady Eleanor, an independent, free-spirited young aristocrat who would much rather spend her time riding and being outdoors than staying cloistered inside tending to needlework. Still she is a dutiful daughter and reluctantly abides by her late father's wish that she marry Lord William. William knows that he is not her dream lover, but he is patient and eventually she gets pregnant. Eleanor is terrified, for her mother lost her life and the life of her baby giving birth. Not wanting to suffer the same fate, she sneakily tries to engage the local midwife to come and abort the fetus. Unfortunately, the midwife has been accused of sorcery by the local priests and has been sentenced to die. Fortunately, young Gwenyth, a new midwife shows up. The two women are instantly attracted to each other. When the town clergy learn of Eleanor's plans, they arrest Gwenyth and place Eleanor under heavy guard until she gives birth. Fortunately, Gwenyth is an enterprising lass, and helps them both escape to find Sapphic bliss elsewhere." ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie Guide

Friday, January 23, 2009

LIFE


PREGNANT WITH DESIRE

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BY LAURA SHANLEY
ACCORDING TO ANN DOUGLAS AND JOHN R. SUSSMAN, M.D., AUTHORS OF THE BOOK THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO HAVING A BABY, A SINGLE ORGASM IS THOUGHT TO BE 22 TIMES AS RELAXING AS THE AVERAGE TRANQUILIZER. WHEN YOU ADD TO THIS THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE VAGINA WIDENS 2" DURING SEXUAL AROUSAL, IT ONLY MAKES SENSE TO FANTASIZE, MASTURBATE OR MAKE LOVE IN LABOR. THE FOLLOWING WOMEN DID JUST THAT.

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SAVANA
:RECIPE:
"Start with a bath to honor the African Goddess Oshun that will make you oh-so-desirable to the object of your affection. Add 1/2 cup honey to running bath water and just a dash of cinnamon. Soak for about 15 minutes and you’ll soften your skin to boot! You may prepare this bath yourself, but it’s best to when you let your partner fill the tub for you..." -Morbid outlook by Which Hazel

This drink contains vanilla and chocolate liquors, both of which have strong aphrodisiac powers:
1 shot Carolans
Irish Creme Quick pour 47
vanilla liquor Quick pour
Godiva Chocolate liquor Splash
chocolate syrup
Mix all ingredients over ice in a rock glass, stir well and enjoy!
For a non-alcoholic drink that is just as sensual, blend a couple of glasses of Vanilla-Clove Soda

Monday, January 19, 2009